***** Models- You SUCK.

So, walking up Oxford Street only to attempt to get scouted isn’t really my scene, however, you would be surprised how many young girls do try, but for GODS SAKE ***** Models do NOT make it difficult!

Last week I was walking through Oxford Circus and I passed a scout for this horrific agency, and she was scouting a 5”5 plump girl who was, by all means, far from pretty.

So now the debate begins about the definition of beauty. This spotty adolescent would most definitely not fit into any categories of ‘pretty’ what so ever. I think the right term, which would describe this girl would be ‘alright’ or ‘OK’ or maybe even ‘moderate’ if she was lucky…

So who do we have to blame for false hope in a superficial career? ***** Models-you SUCK. By all means create a talent agency which can distinguish between stunning girls and the average slum. But maybe it’s time to start worrying for agencies like these. Their scouts are useless, for example, just the other month Fashionation was being handed out and naturally I handed one to someone who is supposedly working in the fashion industry. To my surprise he tells me outright that he does not appreciate fashion ‘even though it’s my job’. What a useless waste of space, I thought. There are thousands of ex-models who would be more than capable of scouting model material, but I have come to the conclusion that ***** Models are certainly not choosey.

Not only is this ‘modelling agency’ full of job haters, there are also imbeciles and possibly underprivileged children working for them for minimum wage. Just last week for instance, my friend insisted on e-mailing them some information about her, but they failed to understand simple metric numbers. They could not distinguish between feet, inches and cm.

***** MODELS CHANGE YOUR SCENE!